"It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" - Agnes, Despicable Me
"You give me everything just by breathing." - Edward Cullen (Stephenie Meyer)
"Why am I covered in feathers?" - Bella Swan (Stephenie Meyer)
"You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon". - Dane Cook
(on children being expensive) "but the enjoyment and love and experience is priceless!" - Christopher Ciufo
"If you say sour apple, I will stab you in the jaw." - Dane Cook
"No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever." - Edward Cullen (Stephenie Meyer)
"Taste the rainbow..." - Dane Cook
"You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul..." - Christina Perri
"Mommy, you so cute, cause you a princess." - my Parker
"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." - Bella Swan
"It comes in size P/M. That means you can only wear it at night." - Jared Polin, AKA "The Fro"
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid."
"See I'm all about them words, over numbers..." - Jason Mraz
(between Jared Polin, AKA "The Fro" and Grandmom Lil): Jared: "What's your favorite Chinese food?" Lil: "Oh, just a plain, you know, what they serve. The rice."
"Accept what you can't change; change what you can't accept."
"I didn't have to look to know who it was; this was a voice I would know anywhere - know and respond to, whether I was awake or asleep...or even dead, I'd bet. The voice I'd walk through fire for - or, less dramatically, slosh every day through the cold and endless rain for. Edward." - Bella Swan
"2 am and I'm still awake, writing this song and if I get it all down on paper, it's not longer inside of me threatenin' the life it belongs to." - Anna Nalick
"Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."
"Everybody knows what's goin' on, but everybody's wrong." - Hinder
"Live for the moments you can't put into words."
"My give a damn's busted." - Jo Dee Messina
"Where you are is the right place for me." - Bella Swan
"If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying."
"Would ya just LOOK at it?!" - Ed Bassmaster
